And In My Mind . . .

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Elementary School:
Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School:
Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
College:
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
History Channel:
Aliens.

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chadleymacguff:


howtobeterrell:

thapuma:

How is it Beyoncé was able to whip her hair properly and not have it in her face while her backup singers couldn’t?

The law of Beyonce states: 
“Hair shall flow without touching this face because i am beyonce and who gone check me boo. “
Article 5, section 2


Beyonce invented physics

chadleymacguff:

howtobeterrell:

thapuma:

How is it Beyoncé was able to whip her hair properly and not have it in her face while her backup singers couldn’t?

The law of Beyonce states: 

“Hair shall flow without touching this face because i am beyonce and who gone check me boo. “

Article 5, section 2

Beyonce invented physics

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